Some from em too... don't know, maybe rp

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To pee or not to pee, that`s the only question
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Your not kidding!!!

thanks anyway ;-)
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Bloody good stuff, Ork.

Now come on, Schweindl, I bet you've shagged worse than her!

Be honest - just admit it. I won't tell anyone...
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Now where are you, Schweindl?

I suggested that you must almost certainly have shagged worse than the "meaty" girl above, and your silence speaks volumes.

Don't be shy, own up. It's nothing to be ashamed of - I've woken up next to some real shockers in my time (although not Wogga yet - I've never drunk that much).

Tell us about these mingers, and what happened. Were you just desperate? Or pissed? Or both?

Be honest, now! And don't think we'll give up asking! [/u]
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Hello, Schweindl!

Come on out - we know you're in there!
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Oh - and Schweindl - I forgot - pictures of the lady in question, please.

Obviously she should ideally be pissing - but if she isn't I am sure your fellow mods would allow just one off-topic pic?
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:roll: but I def was`nt arround to answer you :cry: hope you`r still alive :mrgreen: without hearing from me :mrgreen: but

nope chance for me to have anything with an :roll: :roll:
OK :roll: overweight :wink: girl

sorry but that`s one thing who`s turning off my co...
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What about that night with "Hundertkilos Helga" during that trainspotters weekend away in Munchen in the Summer of 1994?

She said you had to insert your left leg before she felt anything?
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Hey Kizzie, I could have sworn that I'd thrown those photos away.
You know, the ones of you I took when we had that weekend in Bexhill.
mind you, you were much slimmer in those days............ha! :oops:
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Don't post them, for God's sake! I was not so much slimmer in those days - I was positively anorexic! I look much better now with a few curves on me - in those days I was always worried that even a smaller than average sized dick would snap me in half! Thankfully, Wogga, in your case at least that was not a worry...
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Oh come on Kizzie. The first time we made love you said, "Is it in yet?" and I replied "Yes darling." and you replied, "Well put your hand in and have a wank...'cos I can't feel a thing...!" You really know how to hurt a man... :cry: :cry:
I have to tell this board that it was like throwing a sausage up a side street.
And when you said, "I've had the coil fitted." I thought, 'You could have had carpets fitted.'.....But I still love you my sweet... :lol:
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Wogga - you'd never know if I had a coil fitted because you never reached that far up.

And not surprising I never felt the sausage when it is a cocktail sausage - at least I might have got some kind of enjoyment if you had left the stick in it?

Oh - and I guess deep down I still love you, too. Especially when you are to help others suffering with your complaint by revealing how to get by with a dick your size in the Pee Chat Section - that is the kindhearted side to Mr hardnut ex-cop that other board members just would not otherwise see...
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