As we say in the far orient, "bugger my pit helmet..." I'd be quite happy just to sleep with her bikini bottom under my pillow........ but I would HAVE to wear boxing gloves. You know to keep my hands of the old thingy...!
Ah well...one can only dream....
Kizzie sweetface, are your eyes painted on...! I wrote about my 'pit helmet' You know the colliery variety. I am from the Yorhsire coalfields.
My pith helmet I still keep under the bed for noctural micturitions.....the same when we were together....
Apologies, Wogga - I thought you were referring to the helmets worn by our soldiers in the glorious days of empire rather than the glowing ones worn by those who shovel mucky stuff out of dirty holes.