When I first saw this site, I thought it was Kizzie's site..

[wogga]

'the hottest elderly ladies on the net.....'

http://www.mature.nl/promo/movies_teenpee/index6.htm

Anyway, I was lying under the bathroom sink this morning, trying to teach the dog to whistle through his ears when I suddenly thought of Kizzie......don't know why but there you are...!

[Kizzie]

Fuck me, Wogga, just what have you been smoking?

If in your fantasy I was the girl (tasty for an "elderly" chickadee, I thought - I'm honoured!) and you were the guy in the clips, that explains what you were doing under the sink, presumably hoping it would spring a leak? The glasses don't suit you, mate, and I have to break it to you that no amount of piss shampoos will grow that hair back!

[wogga]

I wonder when you'd wake up today........I'm told that if a lady pees on one's bald head, the hair will
grow back.... and I'm as bald as a billiard ball.....
Strangely enough I've not had wacky or alcohol......! Do I hear gasps from my computer. I've decided to stop drinking and I've managed for a week. Then my wife and I went out for dinner and on my return I was looking in my desk drawer for something....and lo and behold.... I found a lump of dope........well, what can I do with it?
So it did.........
So.... Kizzie, no offense meant to you earlier at all. Just a bit of banter.
However... I'm now 'out of his tree.' As they say in the medical profession and I have to work tomorrow.

There's a one-eyed yellow idol to the north of Khatmandu,
There's a little marble cross below the town;
There's a broken-hearted woman tends the grave of Mad Carew,
and the Captain's daughter wanted it as well....

I'll tell you the rest when you're old enough....
Love,
Wogga

[Kizzie]

No worries - I have never been known to take offense - although I've pissed up a few. One day I got a stream over into next door's garden laid back on a garden chair. I was well pleased, as it must be five foot high. Eat your hearts out, guys.

Sadly either I missed the garden gnome in the old ladies' backyard - or it drank the lot. Shame - all I wanted was to see the bloody horrible thing streaming with piss, and I get the only pissdrinking gnome in England.

If you're a Fatso's member, you ugly yellow and red bastard, I'll get you next time...

[pottymouth]

Too bad the fellow is too rude and unappreciative to swallow--I certainly would have! Thanks for the great clips, Wogga